Kasoul
hada wad tilmid kassoul dima kai nawad sda3 f l9ism wahd nhar 9alih loustad
3tini joumla fiha ina galih ina lousstada nadifou galih 2inat galih ina li lahi wa ina ilaihi
ragi3oun galih 3 inat galih ina loustad nadifoun ina ina!!!!!!!!!!
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mbawa9
hada wa7ad khayna dayman mbawa9 wa7ad nhar jaw andou s7abou
l9ahwa ou galou lih noud rah bak mat ou houwa ygoul lihou (
yah 3la decor )
ou houwa yamchi ldar ou l9a mou cha3la fiha l3afya ou katndab
ou houwa ygoul liha ( rak mnawra alwalida )
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hrig
galik hada wahed tlata bghaw ihargo l kharij ohoma imchi l
wahed l bato kbiiiir otkhabaw fla'kab dialo , 3a9 bihom l
9abtan(capitain) ohowa inzal tai9alab 3lihom fhadak dlam
taigoul chkon li hna o homa bach mai3i9och daro sada sawt
taigolo chkon lihnaaaaaaaa ...... chkoun li hnaaaaaaaaaaa ....
ohowa ijbed l fardi o howa ijibo l wahed fjbahto o howa igoul
l 9aptan ghadi ntiri hna hadak li jafih l ferdi jawbo tiri
lhiiiiih ....tiri lhiiiiih ....
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assarka
galk hadou ahd 2 fakia .mabkach lihoum flous bach ykhalsou
lkra wa ddou walma .malkaw maydirou.galou ara nsarkou bdaw
kaysalliw bennas oubdaw kaysarkou floous .mnin khalsou credit
li alihoum . galou aoud billah mina chaytani rajim.ouchitane
khraj lihoum .gallihoum daba fouk maddirou chi abla katsmmiha
fiyya ana
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L9or3a D U.s.a
Wa7ed khaytti jatha l9or3a dial mirikan, fach bdat kat3amer f
dak formulaire, smaya, kniya, adrissa, mihna, tari5 zdiyad ...
ect . wasslate l sex o hia dir lihoum : SEX : Par fois
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M6 !!!!!!!!
pourquoi M6 a choisi une fassia ? pour qu elle lui dise :
NTINAAAAAA
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l9azami
gal lik hada wa7ed l9azami melli ka tkoun jou9a 7ta wa7ed ma
ka ykhalih yetfarj,wahed nhar gal ach ghadi ndir banet lih
wa7ed lekssida fechanti o howa yjeri o gale len******e 7aydou
khouya! khouya! melli khalwh ydouz lkah 7mar darbou kamiou
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lmo3allima w tilmid
Hadi wa7d lmo3allima bghat t9arri l talamid 3-2=1, galt lihom
hada wa7d ssayyad mcha lghaba, bano lih 3 dial tyor fou9
chajra, dreb 1 mnhom, ch7al ghadi ib9a fou9 chajra? Jawbha
wa7d : magha yb9a 7ta tir 7it ghadyin ihrbo... galt lih :
ouais c'est un raisonnement logique et pas mathematique mais
j'aime ta facon de penser!!! wa7d lmarra gal liha hadak lweld:
hadou 3 dial l3yalat chraw la glace, w7da tatmesso, lokhra
tatl7so, talta tat3ddo, a ton avis chkoun fihom li mjwja?? l
mo3allima 7chmat , galz lih: lli tatmesso!!! gal liha derri:
c'est un raisonnement logique...normalement c'est c'est celle
qui a l'alliance, mais j'aime ta facon de penser!!! (Fin de
citation) Tschü�!!!
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moaalima
galikom hadi wahad al moaalima rasemat tracteur fi sapora wa
hiya tesawale talamide galate lihom ma semou hada tawahad
maarafou hiya tegoule al wahad telmid jalasse lawere goule
neta hadak dari tametame howa yegoule
tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre wahla lihe al hadra hiya
tegoule lihe ana goule like goule liya semiyetou michi direha
lihe amarche iwa kife jattekoum neaamerou a souke tehalaw
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Train Ghadi
hada wa7ed lmou3alime tala3 lih demm ewa howwa ydkhoul lkissam
w gall leddrari: elli ma rsamch liya "tran ghadi" nslakh mou.
lli kay noud kay rsam tran kay ghoulihe hada ghadi?? zid l
mouk kay salkhou kay dirou lihe khtouta za3ma rah ghadi walou
houwa ynoud wa7ad lmsatiii rsam lihe ghir sakka ghalihe fine
trane?? ghalihe mchaaaaaaaaaa mmmohahahahaha
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7arf L9af..!!!
Gallik hada wa7ed lberhoosh, dima kaykhesser lhedra fla
classe.... Wa7ed nhar, kan lmoufettish jay.. ewa lmou3ellima
makhellatoush ydkhoul...llaghedlih, ja 9eddoo 9ed lmoufettish
whya tke77el bl3ma.... Koulma ygoullihoum lmoufettish 3tewny
kalimatoun tabtadi2ou bil 7a2 matalan, aw shi 7aja comme ca ,
lmo3allima kattekhle3 belbien.... Wa7ed sa3a gallihoum, 36ywny
kalimatoun tabtadi2o bil9af, dak lkassoul hezz seb3ou, whouwa
lmoufettish galiih yhder.. ewa lmou3ellima daret berassha
sekhfat.... Jahouwa msha 3endha, galliha:" Noudi T9ew**(faire
foutre) al9e7**(prostitute), rakounna ghangoulou gheer
9irdoun, mashi l9la** (testicules) ....[:23:]
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lmou3lim lmekboute
hada wahed 2 moualimin fwahed lekhla mekboutine gual wahed
lakhour tssewer chi mou3lima dkhoul alik 3eryana outji fou9
menek l'autre zenttete (newed le9ried) ouhoua yegoulou lakher
ouaghir tsewer machi bsseh ******ahbi
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jomla mofida
hadi wahd l'mo3allima galt l'talamid 3tiwni jomla mofida,wahd
lkasssoul haz sab3o glliha "ahouite jilali" ohia tak3a galt
lih hadchi lach kat 3arf a lhmar khorj f7alk o mat ji 7tta
tjib bbak,lghad lih jab liha bbah.jarrat bbah lttisa3 o galt
lih,waldak mgabel ghir tahramiyat galt lihom 3tiwni jomla
mofida gal lia houite jilali,jawbha bbah "yak!! onti konti
baghia jilali lli yahoui lia waldi?"
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le genie ou skayri
Ghalik hada wahed chmkar kan ghadi wahed nhar bouhdou fzenka
felili ou skraaaannn,ou houwa ichouf wahed lkar3a ,hayed
lbouchoun ou houwa ikhrej lih un genie galih toi tu ma liberer
ghadi n3tik 3 Å?ufs ou koula mara tharess wouhda goul ton vÅ?u
ou ghadi ithakak,el mouhim ghadi skayri mayel fzenka wahed
sa3a t 3akel ou houwa itey bida ou therssat ou houwa igoul
"klawi tahet liya "ou houwa iweli koulou klawi ou houwa
iheress lbeda tania ou galeh "hiyed ga3 had lklaoui "ou houma
ithaydou ga3 lklawi ou heta dialou ou houwa iheress talta ou
rej3 klawih ;P (ma kda walou) .
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Skiri Ki Bol 3la Hayt
galik hada wahad skiri dima ki kikhoroj mel al bar ki mchi hda
wahad dar w ki bol dik dar fiha wahad lamra charfa 70 3am dima
brazatha 11 PM iji bol chor chor chor wahad nhar hiya t3as
3alih ghir ja wgaf 3ad al hayt hi tji 3ado : lamra :wlidi
warih liya nchofo skiri : 3alach a mimti lamra : chala yam a
wlidi machato twahachtou sriki : hahowa lamra : arah liya
wlidi nchadou skiri : hahowa yallah hiya tchado bdat thok fih
3ala al hait w tgol : ha li ki bol 3la al hait ha li ki bol
3la al hait . thallaw
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Skayri rakeb fe tran
Hada wa7ed skayri rakeb fe tran. Rakeb be dahro lgodam. O
dakh..
Mnen ja l dar t9eya o sowlo sa7bo 3alach? Galo skayri, kont
rakeb fe tran o dakht. Galo sa7bo, o 3alach ma bdltich blasa
m3a li kan gales gdamek. Galo skayri kont ghan dirha walakin
7ta wa7ed ma kan gales godami.
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skayri f lbar
HADA WAHED SYED DKHEL ALBAR. TALEB BIRA. MLI JABHA LIH LGARCON
CHADEHA O GAL M3A RASSO LI 3ANDO HAD CHI LI 3ANDI MAKHASSOUCH
IDIR HAD CHI. MAN BE3D 10 MUNUTE DEMANDA BIRA KHRA , 3AWTANI
MALI CHADHA GAL : LI 3ANDO HAD CHI LI 3ANDI MAKHASOUCH IDIR
HAD CHI . ALMOHIM B9A KOULA 10 MINUTE TAYDIR NEFESSE AL3ALIA ,
HTA CHREB CHI 12 BIRA. LGARSSON B9A FIH O HOUA YASSAWLO , ACH
3ANDEKA CHRIF? GALIH...
3ANDI GHA 4 DYAL DRAHAM
